Total Medals Earned: 20 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 335 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You got Pico dressed, well done!
You didn't like the music!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/40 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Medals Earned: 10/17 (230/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/275 points)
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!